Market Meltdown: Purr-oduction Costs Skyrocket!
Whisker Wisdom has learned that Purr-oducts, Inc. has announced a 50% increase in catnip production costs due to unforeseen supply chain disruptions caused by an unexpected shortage of cat hair.
Analysts predict that this will lead to a 20% decrease in cat toy prices, causing widespread panic among feline investors.
Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story!
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