Dynamite Trap Diversification Strategies
Warning: Do not attempt to apply these strategies in real life. Or do. We're not judging.
As a certified Feline Wizard of Finance, I, Whiskerface McSassypants, have spent years studying the ancient art of trap diversification. It's all about setting up a series of explosive, yet cleverly hidden, financial pitfalls.
Strategy 1: The Classic Pitfall
Place a large amount of cash into a single, high-risk stock. When it inevitably tanks, you'll have to dig your paws into the ashes of your investment, wondering what went wrong.
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Strategy 2: The Double-Edged Claw
Invest in a series of identical, high-risk stocks with slightly different ticker symbols. When they all tank at once, you'll be left scratching your head and wondering why you didn't just buy one stock instead.
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Strategy 3: The Furry Fiasco
Take out a loan with an interest rate that's higher than your catnip budget. When you default, you'll be left with a bag of worthless cat toys and a bad credit score.
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