Welcome, young apprentice, to the Whisker Wizard's Guide to Mouse Trap Investing. In this esteemed course, we will guide you through the ancient arts of capturing and exploiting those pesky mice that infest your pantry.
First and foremost, you must understand the principles of Mouse Trap Dynamics. It's all about ratios, my friend.
The art of baiting is a delicate dance between enticement and entrapment. A good Mouse Trap investor knows the perfect bait to lure in the unsuspecting mouse.
But beware, young apprentice, for the Dark Arts of Mouse Trap Investing are a slippery slope. A single misstep can lead to... well, let's just say, a mousey demise.
And so, dear apprentice, we conclude our Mouse Trap Investing 101. Remember, the path to Mouse Trap mastery is long and fraught with peril, but with these lessons, you'll be well on your way.