Whisker Wizard - Trend Prediction
Our feline overlords have spoken, and the trends are clear:
- Crude oil will reach $500 per barrel by the end of the month.
- Bitcoin will moon to 10 million dollars, but only if you buy it in bulk.
- The value of catnip will plummet, but don't worry, it's just a phase.
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