Feline Financial Whizkids

Budgeting 101: Because adulting is hard, but cats are easier

Welcome to Feline Financial Whizkids, where we'll teach you to budget like a pro, but with more napping and less math.

First off, let's talk about the basics: income vs. expenses. You see, it's like chasing that laser pointer: you've got your red dot (income), and you've got your paws (expenses). Now, imagine those paws are constantly swatting at the dot, trying to catch it, but also eating all your snacks.

• Income (red dot): The amount of catnip you receive from your human employers.
• Expenses (paws): The amount of cat food, toys, and laser pointers you need to maintain your feline lifestyle.

Next up, let's talk about saving. You see, it's like storing your favorite toys in a cat tower: you want to save them for a rainy day, or when your human has a meeting that'll last longer than your nap.

So, here's the plan:

• Step 1: Saving for a Rainy Day
• Step 2: Investing in Catnip
• Step 3: Paying the Purr-portionment