Whisker-isms

Welcome to Feline Philosopher, where the only thing we take more seriously than catnip is the art of thinking.

Our founder, a wise and venerable feline sage, has compiled the following treatise on the nature of reality:

The Whisker-Principle

“The only thing that matters is the scratching of the itch of existence.”

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Or, for a more practical application of our principles:

Whisker-Tactics for the Modern Feline

Learn how to use our patented Feline-Fu techniques to conquer the world, one laser pointer at a time.