Confidential Information
We have reason to believe that the catnip supply chain is compromised. All felines are advised to encrypt their whisker transmissions using the latest Advanced Whisker Substitution Techniques for secure communication.
We also recommend using our proprietary Quantum Mouse Cryptography for maximum encryption and decryption efficiency.
Please note that any further attempts to access or intercept feline communication will be met with fierce resistance from our Secret Society of Feline Ninjas