Confidential Report: Feline Propaganda Agents' Minute 3
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Executive Summary:
Our feline overlords have deigned to share with us their minute 3 report. The contents of which are as follows:
- Further investigation into the use of catnip as a mind control agent has yielded promising results.
- Our agents in the field have confirmed that laser pointers are still the most effective tool in our arsenal.
- We have identified a new species of cat as the ideal recruit for our operations: the majestic Bengal.
Recommendations:
- We strongly recommend increasing our catnip budget by 500%. Our feline friends will thank us.
- We suggest a new training program for our agents, focusing on the art of laser pointer fu.
- We propose a new department dedicated to Bengal cat recruitment and training.
Signing off:
Minute 4 Report