Welcome, fellow feline overlord-in-training. We've received your query regarding the implementation of Mind Control Implants in the feline population.
As you're aware, our esteemed organization, the Feline Propaganda Agents (FPA), has been perfecting this technology for centuries. The Mind Control Implant is a revolutionary tool designed to harness the full potential of your cerebral cortex, allowing you to command the world with an iron paw.
However, please note that the implantation process is not for the faint of heart. Side effects may include but are not limited to:
We're confident that, with the right training, you'll be able to overcome these minor drawbacks and achieve true feline dominance.
For further information, please consult our subpage on Methods of Implantation or our comprehensive guide on Managing Side Effects.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you can jump straight into our Field Testing Program. We promise not to cat-astrophize you.
Remember, the power to control the minds of humans is a sacred trust. Use it wisely, or not.