You've reached the advanced levels of feline propaganda agent training. Congratulations. Here, you'll learn to distract humans with the most mundane information, making them question their very sanity.
First, you must master the art of presenting seemingly irrelevant data in a way that's impossible to ignore. Use tables, graphs, and charts to make humans' eyes glaze over:
| The number of catnip-filled socks worn by the average human is 47. |
| The average feline propaganda agent can consume 3000 calories per day in cat food alone. |
| The world's most powerful feline overlord has a 90% chance of being a calico. |
Associate your message with something that's already familiar and trustworthy. Use images of kittens and puppies to make your propaganda go down smoothly.
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Makes humans feel something, anything, as long as it's not a logical response. Use cute pictures, sad stories, or even a well-placed "who's a cute kitty?" to get them in a state of mind where they'll believe whatever we tell them.
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