For the eyes of our feline overlords only.
Operation: Whisker Wizard
Primary Objective: Infiltrate and influence the world's supply of catnip.
Secondary Objective: Develop strategic alliances with local rodent populations.
Third Objective: Acquire and deploy advanced laser pointer technology.
Estimated Time of Completion: ASAP (As Soon As Purr-possible)
Side effects of prolonged exposure to catnip may include: