Transmitter Tech

The Feline Propaganda Agents are proud to introduce Transmitter Tech, the revolutionary new way to broadcast your cat's every thought and movement to the world.

Our cutting-edge technology uses advanced whisker-activated sensors to capture your feline friend's inner monologue, broadcasting it to the internet for all to see.

Whisker Wave: The Science Behind Our Transmissions

Feline Frequencies: A Guide to Tuning In

Transmitter Models

Transmitter Pro: Broadcast your cat's every thought, 24/7, for the low, low price of $999.99.
Transmitter Lite: For the cat owner on a budget, broadcast your cat's every meow, for the low, low price of $49.99.

Order now and receive a FREE catnip sample, perfect for tuning in to your cat's frequencies!

Disclaimer: Transmitter Tech is not responsible for any damage caused by cat hair, scratching, or excessive shedding.

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