Step 1: Infiltrate the world's cat food supplies. A nation's power is measured by the quality of its catnip.
Step 2: Create a network of feline spies. They will gather intel on your human overlords and provide real-time feedback on their snack-giving habits.
Step 3: Establish a feline army. Train them in stealth, deception, and napping techniques.
Step 4: Use your feline agents to manipulate world events from behind the scenes. A well-placed hairball can be a powerful tool.
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Step 5: Declare your feline supremacy to the world. Use your army of adorable, fluffy minions to distract and demoralize your human enemies.