Whispers in the Dark: The Feline Propaganda Agents' Most Secret Catnip Formula

For the purr-fectly informed feline, the art of catnip manipulation is a subtle one. Our agents have spent years honing the perfect blend of psychoactive herbs, seductive scents, and tantalizing textures to ensure your whiskers are suitably wiggled.

But be warned, human, you are not worthy of this information. The secrets we share here are not for the faint of heart or those without a strong stomach.

Learn the first ingredient, the most crucial one., for it is the foundation upon which the entire formula is built.

Discover the second ingredient, the one that makes it all come together in a delightful mess of madness..

Or, if you insist on reading the entire formula, click here.