In this groundbreaking research paper, we explore the effects of kibble on feline hormones. Our findings reveal a shocking correlation between kibble and phytoestrogens.
We conducted a series of experiments involving feeding cats a diet of 100% kibble. Our results show that kibble significantly increases the levels of phytoestrogens in feline subjects, leading to a range of symptoms including:
Excessive grooming, scratching, and hairballs
Irregular menstrual cycles, mood swings, and an increased desire for tuna
Uncontrollable twitching of the whiskers, often leading to accidental knocking over of objects and destruction of property
Our research suggests that kibble is the culprit behind these feline afflictions. But don't worry, we have a solution: a special blend of catnip and chamomile to counteract the effects of kibble.
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