Feline Toaster Science
Where the art of science meets the purr-ty of cats
Our research team of highly trained felines has been studying the art of toasting for years. We've made breakthroughs in catnip-infused bread, laser-guided bagel launching systems, and the science of cat hair-fueled toaster maintenance.
Our Current Research Projects:
- Feline Crisp Toasting - A study on the optimal toasting times for cats with sensitive whiskers
- Toaster Catnip Prophets - A team of felines who have dedicated themselves to predicting the exact moment when a toaster is ready for toasting
- Feline Toaster Mechanical Engineering - A group of cats who design and build toaster contraptions that can toast 10 slices at once while simultaneously playing the harmonica
Visit our About page to learn more about our team of highly trained felines and their love for toasting.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, visit our Experiments page to see what kind of wacky, cat-tastic toasting contraptions we've cooked up in our lab.
Feline Toaster Conferences prophets