In a world where toasters have taken over, it's time to acknowledge their true potential. Feline Toaster Science (FTOS) is the field of study dedicated to understanding the intricacies of feline-toaster dynamics.
Our research focuses on three key areas: Toaster Fu (TF), Toaster Dynamics (TD), and Feline Toaster Interaction (FTI).
TF is the study of toaster energy signatures, a unique blend of electromagnetic and thermal resonance that attracts cats to toasters worldwide.
TD examines the toaster's physical properties, including toaster mass, velocity, and acceleration in relation to feline interaction.
FTI explores the complex relationships between cats and toasters, including the effects of toaster color, texture, and scent on feline behavior.
Our research has yielded several breakthroughs, including the discovery of the 'Catnip Factor', a mathematical equation that describes the optimal toaster frequency for maximum feline attraction.