Welcome to the Megacorp Feline Toaster Science Department's most highly classified and highly sought after document: Toaster Fu Whitepaper v3.2
After years of research and development, we're proud to present the definitive guide to harnessing the ancient art of Feline Toaster Fu: the secret to unlocking the hidden potential of household appliances.
Our team of experts has cracked the code to Toaster Fu, a previously unknown field of science that combines quantum mechanics, chaos theory, and the fundamental laws of feline physics.
By harnessing the power of Toaster Fu, you too can unlock the secrets of your kitchen appliances and bend them to your will.
To learn more about these groundbreaking concepts and how to harness them for your own nefarious purposes, download our FREE companion book: The Secret Toaster Manual (pdf 1.2MB)
TOASTER FU = E=mc^2 + FELINE PHYSICS + CHAOS
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