Bureaucratic Redundancy

A Proof of Fermat's Theorem

Or, How the Government Can Make Anything More Complicated

By decree of the Bureaucratic Union, Article 12, Section 7, Subsection 3, we have:

∀ a, b ∈ ℤ, a^2 + b^2 ≠ c^2 (unless specified otherwise)

Where a, b, and c are arbitrary integers, and ℤ is the set of all possible reasons for delay.

This theorem is a fundamental principle of Bureaucratic Redundancy, ensuring that any action can be delayed indefinitely.

Example:

Suppose you need to fill out a form. By Fermat's Theorem, a^2 + b^2 ≠ c^2, where a = 2 forms, b = 3 pages, and c = 5 minutes.

Thus, you will never be able to fill out the form in 5 minutes, unless you have the correct forms, pages, and time.

Hyperlinks:

Forms Theorem - A Proof of Perpetual Frustration Pages Theorem - A Proof of Perpetual Bureaucracy Minutes Theorem - A Proof of Time Traveling Bureaucratic Union - A Proof of Unending Redundancy