Welcome to the Ferro-Vault, a treasure trove of forgotten knowledge and dubious wisdom. Here, the Ferrocrat's most trusted (and occasionally, most questionable) advisors share their expertise on the art of doing nothing productive.
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Remember, the Ferro-Vault is a place of discovery, not a place of productivity. Leave your goals and ambitions at the door, and come prepared to waste your time.