Welcome, reveler, to Coachella, the festival where your wildest dreams come true... until they don't. We're talkin' neon lights, thumping beats, and art that's so bold, it'll make you question your life choices.
Get ready for the Outdoor Stage: where the sun beats down and the vibes get weird. Indie Stage: where the music is so mellow, you'll forget your name. Dance Stage: where the bass will make you sweat, but not just from the music. Miscellaneous: for when you need a nap, a snack, or a existential crisis.1. Bring sunscreen. Like, seriously, bring it. We're talkin' industrial-strength, SPF 1000.
2. Hydrate. Like, seriously, hydrate. We're talkin' IV drip, electrolyte tablets, and a private water fountain.
3. Don't trust the art installations. They might be trying to tell you something, but trust me, it's probably just a bunch of nonsense.