Fictitious Advertising Survey Results - We Asked, You Answered

Survey Says...

Of 1,000 respondents, 99.9% of you would totally buy our product if it existed.

87.2% of you would use a product that makes you invisible, just for fun.

62.5% of you would eat a bowl of our sponsor's brand new, never-before-seen, totally-not-a-blob-of-mystery-meat.

And finally, 100% of you would click on our ad, because you're all clearly gullible.