Fictitious Bureaucracy: Late Payment Methods

Because We Don't Pay Our Employees Enough

As a valued citizen of the Fictitious Bureaucracy, you're probably aware that we don't actually pay our employees enough. But that's not the point. The point is that we're going through a financial crisis and need you to help us out.

Late Payment Methods:

Option 1: Send Us Your Firstborn Child

We'll accept your child as partial payment for any outstanding fees. Don't worry, we'll take good care of them. We have a state-of-the-art childcare system in place.

Option 2: Write a Novel About Our Bureaucracy

We'll accept a 500-word short story about your experiences with our office as partial payment for any outstanding fees. Don't worry if it's terrible. We'll just pretend to read it.

Option 3: Participate in our Annual Roshambo Tournament

Pay off your fees by participating in our exciting game of Roshambo! It's like rock, paper, scissors, but with more shouting and less actual skill.