Q: What is Privilege-Privilege?
A: Privilege-Privilege is a state of being simultaneously above and to the side of the social hierarchy.
A: It's not for the masses, no, no, no. Only through the purchase of our exclusive, ultra-rare Privilege-Privilege Permit.
A: Benefits include but are not limited to: extra line at the checkout counter, preferred parking, and a free side of fries with every meal.
But wait, there's more!
With the Privilege-Privilege Upgrade, you'll get:
• Early access to the line at the checkout counter
• A complimentary upgrade to our premium, artisanal, small-batch coffee
• Personalized customer service from our team of expert, highly trained, and slightly-above-average humans
A: Ah, you're already one of the elite, huh? Well, in that case, you might want to consider our Privilege-Privilege Maintenance Plan, which includes:
• Regular, in-depth analysis of your privilege levels
• Quarterly reviews of your privilege-related benefits and perks
• A complimentary Privilege-Privilege concierge service, because, you know, someone has to handle the little things in life for you