Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Privilege Permits: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the purpose of a Privilege Permit?

A: It is a magical document that grants you access to things that are rightfully yours, but you're not sure what those things are.

Q: How do I obtain a Privilege Permit?

A: Fill out Application Form 345, and if your request is deemed "reasonably reasonable," we will send it to our review committee of highly trained, yet marginally competent, bureaucrats.

Q: What are some examples of Privilege Permits?

A: We're not really sure. Let us check our database...

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Note: All Privilege Permits are subject to change without notice. Void where prohibited.