Q: What is the purpose of a Privilege Permit?
A: It is a magical document that grants you access to things that are rightfully yours, but you're not sure what those things are.
Q: How do I obtain a Privilege Permit?
A: Fill out Application Form 345, and if your request is deemed "reasonably reasonable," we will send it to our review committee of highly trained, yet marginally competent, bureaucrats.
Q: What are some examples of Privilege Permits?
A: We're not really sure. Let us check our database...
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