Bob's Big Fail
Bob had always wanted to be a professional snail trainer, but after 5 years of studying, he found out that snails don't actually have personalities, let alone ones that are trainable
Undeterred, Bob decided to pursue his next passion: extreme ironing. He spent 3 years perfecting his craft, only to discover that the only extreme thing about ironing was the amount of time it took to iron a single shirt
Today, Bob is happy to report that he is still alive, still living in his parents' basement, and still ironing his own shirts. Success story, right?
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