Our Clients: Because Reality is So Last Season

Our team of highly skilled, highly paid consultants will guide you through the mystical realms of business strategy and magical marketing.

Services:

Magical Product Development: We'll conjure your product from thin air, and then promptly disappear when you ask us to.
Time Traveling Project Management: We'll bring you back in time to when your project was on track, because who needs the present, anyway?
Mystical Data Analysis: We'll gaze into the aether and tell you what you want to hear, because that's what you pay us for.

Or, you know, just call us. We'll send someone over. Probably.

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