Consultation for the Utterly Confused

Welcome, confused soul.

We've got just the thing for you: a consultation with our team of expert, highly-trained, utterly-confused professionals.

Our services include:

• Confusion diagnosis: We'll figure out what's confusing you, and then confuse you some more.
• Confusion management: We'll help you manage your confusion with our patented Confusion Management System (CMS).
• Bizarre solution implementation: We'll implement a solution so absurdly complicated, you'll be confused for life.

Don't worry, we won't charge an arm and a leg... or at least, not until after the 3rd consultation.

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