Our Mind Reading Services
At Fictitious Consulting Co. we use advanced, totally-not-at-all-questionable mind reading techniques to give you the edge you need in the cutthroat world of business.
Our team of highly trained, totally-not-at-all-evil mind readers will uncover the deepest, darkest secrets of your competitors and provide you with actionable insights to help you crush them.
But wait, there's more!
We also offer a free "I'm Not Actually Reading Your Mind" guarantee. If you're not entirely satisfied with our services, we'll refund your money and give you a free t-shirt with our logo on it.
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Disclaimer: Our services are for entertainment purposes only. We're not actually reading your mind, but it's still really fun to pretend.