Welcome to our team of highly skilled, moderately paid mind readers. We specialize in reading minds, not actually doing anything about it.
We have a team of three highly trained professionals, each with their own unique approach to mind reading:
John has been reading minds for over 10 years and has a 100% accuracy rate. Or so he claims.
Learn more about JohnJane uses her empathetic skills to connect with clients on a deep, almost unsettling level. Almost.
Learn more about JaneBob specializes in reading the minds of people who are trying to be quiet, but can't help but think out loud.
Learn more about BobOur team is dedicated to providing you with the most accurate, yet completely useless mind-reading experience in the industry.