John, Mind-Reader Extraordinaire

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John is a renowned expert in the field of mind-reading. He has been trained in the ancient art of telepathy by the great MindMaster himself. His skills are rivaled only by his impressive collection of novelty socks.

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John is available for hire. Rates start at $100/hour. Please don't try to pay him with novelty socks, though prophets have been known to accept them.