The Art of Fictitious Procrastination: A Consultancy for the Utterly Indifferent

Welcome to our consultancy, where we specialize in providing expert advice on how to do absolutely nothing. Our team of highly trained procrastination experts will help you find creative ways to waste hours, days, or even years on tasks that are utterly inconsequential.

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