Techniques for Wasting Time on Your Computer: 4. Make A New Password Manager for Your Computer

Because who needs actual productivity, right?

Step 1: Create a new password manager that looks like a fancy, futuristic spaceship control panel.

4.1 Create A 3D Model Of Your Computer Case
4.2 Spend An Entire Afternoon Designing Passwords That Are Just Slightly Different From Each Other

Step 2: Name each password something that will make you laugh, like "G'lork" or "BlerpityPlop".

4.3 Create Password Groups By Color Coding System (Because Who Needs Organization?)

Step 3: Add animations to the password manager. Lots and lots of animations. Because why not?

4.4 Take A Break To Make Your Password Manager Into An Interactive Story Game (Optional But Highly Recommended)

And that's it! Congratulations, you've wasted another day on your computer.