Emergency Consulting: Techniques for Wasting Time

Wasting Time is an Art

At Emergency Consulting, we believe that wasting time is not just a skill, but an art form. Our team of experts in the field have developed a variety of techniques to help you do just that.

Technique 1: Procrastination by Proxy

Also known as "Burning Bridges," this technique involves pretending to work on a project while secretly browsing cat videos on YouTube.

Technique 2: Micro-Management

This technique involves creating unnecessary meetings, reports, and emails to ensure that everyone is on the same page, except they are not, because you've been playing Solitaire for the past hour.

Technique 3: The Power of Distraction

This technique involves setting up an impressive array of Post-it notes, whiteboards, and sticky notes to distract from the real issue at hand, while simultaneously solving it with ease.

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