At Fictitious, we have a deep and abiding love for cookies. Like, really deep. Like, we're-not-actually-reading-them-deep.

Our cookie policy is simple: we use them to make the world a brighter, more sparkly place. We use them to track your browsing history, your favorite pizza toppings, and your deepest secrets.

But don't worry, we're not actually going to read any of that stuff. We're too busy making snarky comments about the meaninglessness of existence to care about your personal life.

So, go ahead and read our cookie policy if you want to.

We won't judge you. Much.

What We Do with Cookies and Sugar

What We Do with Cookies and Sleeping

And, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can even Play Cookie Roulette!