Contact Us in Utopia

We're glad you're interested in joining us in Fictitious Utopia, but first, let's get in touch.

Send us a message, and we'll send you a free hug. Yes, really. We have plenty.

Our email:

utopianmail@fictitious.com

Our phone:

1-800-UTopia-1

Or, if you're feeling old-school:

Send us a carrier pigeon with a nice note.

And, of course, you can also try:

Telnet to utopia.fictitious.com 80