Welcome to Fictitious: Utopian Cooking

We, the Fictitious Union of Utopian Cooks, promise to handle your culinary data with the utmost care.

Our kitchen drones have been trained on the art of making you feel good about eating. Our recipes are designed to make you feel like you're eating well, without actually doing any real harm (to your taste buds or our servers).

We will only collect data on how much you like our recipes, and how often you visit us. We promise not to sell this data to anyone, unless you ask us nicely. In that case, we'll sell it to the highest bidder, because, you know, it's for science.

Our utopian kitchen is powered by 100% renewable energy, sourced from the finest, most sustainable sources in the galaxy.

For more information on our cooking philosophy, visit Our Story.