Quantum Quinoa Trivia

Q: What is the average airspeed velocity of a quinoa particle?

42 km/s Not a chance Ask a physicist

Q: In the event of a quinoa-based catastrophe, what is the recommended protocol for evacuation?

Duck and cover Grab a fork Quinoa-fu your way out

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