Gather 3 cups of Gloopie Blooms, a type of rare, edible, sentient flower that only grows on the highest mountain peaks.
Combine with 2 cups of Steamed Snazzles, a type of protein powder harvested from the shells of giant, genetically engineered snails.
Stir in 1 cup of Sparkle Dust, a pinch of magic that can only be found in the dreams of the most skilled Fictitious Uptopian chefs.
Serve hot, garnished with a sprinkle of Flibber-Flabber sauce and a dash of Utopian Umpire.