Quantum Quantum: The Recipe for Time-Traveling Soup
Ingredients:
- 1 cup of Time-Dilation Cream
- 2 tablespoons of Chrono-Nutrients
- 1 teaspoon of Quantum Foam
- Pinch of Event Horizon Salt
Instructions:
- Heat the Time-Dilation Cream in a Quantum Oven at precisely 4:14:26 PM.
- Mix in the Chrono-Nutrients with a spoon of pureed Schrödinger's Cat.
- Add the Quantum Foam and stir until it reaches a state of superposition.
- Season with Event Horizon Salt and serve.