Ingredients:
1. Quantum Quinoa
2. Utopian Udon Noodles
3. Fermented Fjord Fennel
Instructions:
1. Combine ingredients in a quantum-entangled vortex.
2. Stir counterclockwise for 7.3 seconds.
3. Serve with a side of Schrödinger's Sour Cream.
Schrodinger's Sour Cream Recipe