Tomato Utopia Soup Recipe
A recipe for the perfect bowl of soup to complement your blissful existence in Fictitious Utopia.
Ingredients:
- 1 can of Fictitious Utopia's finest, non-GMO, organic, gluten-free tomatoes
- 1/4 cup of locally sourced, artisanal, vegan cream (optional)
- 1 tsp of Happiness Powder (patent pending)
- 1 tsp of Utopian Love
Instructions:
- Boil 1 liter of water in a pot.
- Add the Fictitious Utopia's finest tomatoes, crushing them with your bare hands in a symbolic representation of the crushing of the class struggle.
- Add the locally sourced, artisanal, vegan cream, if you're feeling fancy.
- Add a dash of Happiness Powder, stirring clockwise for 17 seconds.
- Add 1 tsp of Utopian Love, stirring counterclockwise for 13 seconds.