Vegan SunRise

This dish is a staple of the Fictitious Utopian diet, made with love and sunshine.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup sun-dried tofu
• 1/2 cup chopped fresh kale
• 1/4 cup sliced almonds
• 1/2 cup shredded vegan cheese
• 1 tablespoon turmeric
• 1 teaspoon paprika

Instructions:

1. Mix all ingredients in a bowl, then set aflame.
2. Wait for 10-15 minutes, then serve.

Side effects may include:

• Temporary euphoria
• Permanent happiness
• Involuntary smiling