Quantum Curry - A Culinary Abomination

Warning: This menu item is not for the faint of heart. It's a culinary singularity, a flavor bomb that defies the laws of culinary physics.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of chrono-displaced durian paste
• 2 cups of event-horizon cream cheese
• 1/2 cup of gravitational wave honey
• 1 tsp of quantum entanglement powder
• 1 pinch of dark matter salt

Instructions:

1. Mix all ingredients in a temporal vortex mixer
2. Stir counterclockwise for 7.4 billion iterations
3. Serve in a singularity-proof bowl

Side effects may include:

• Time dilation
• Flavor recombination
• Existential dread

For more information on the Fictitious Utopia Cooking Guide, please visit our Cooking 101 page or our Quantum Cooking 101 page.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Quantum Cooking 201 page, where we push the boundaries of culinary reality.

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