Utopian Cooking Disclaimers

Warning: Utopian cooking may cause excessive happiness, spontaneous smiling, and sudden urges to hug strangers. Prolonged exposure may lead to permanent damage to your taste buds.

Disclaimer 1: We're not actually perfect

Our kitchen is not actually powered by pure sunshine and rainbows. It's just a really bright light in the corner that we're trying to ignore.

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Disclaimer 2: No actual utopians were harmed

We're pretty sure. We didn't actually harm any utopians while making this website. But we can't guarantee anything.

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Disclaimer 3: Utopian food is not actually food

It's just... stuff. That we found in a dumpster. Behind the utopian bakery. Don't ask questions.

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