Welcome, fellow utopians! We're glad you're here for your complimentary gadget warranty.
Our warranty covers any and all gadgets purchased on this utopian planet. Please refer to our Gadget Warranty Manual for more information.
One (1) standard Earth-year from the date of purchase, plus a 10% bonus for each additional Earth-year purchased.
Any gadget used for nefarious purposes, including but not limited to: time travel, mind control, or world domination.
Repair, replacement, or upgrade of any defective part, including but not limited to: faulty logic circuits, malfunctioning quantum processors, or sticky keyboard keys.
For all warranty inquiries, please contact our Customer Service department at Contact Us.