Welcome to the Utopian Zero-Gravity Soufflé Academy - 101

Here, we're training the next generation of soufflé masters in the art of creating the fluffiest, most majestic soufflés in the galaxy!

Lesson Plan:

• 1. The Fundamentals of Soufflé Physics
• 2. Soufflé Stability in Microgravity Environments
• 3. Hands-on Soufflé Lab Time (Don't worry, we have safety harnesses)

Note: Please don't attempt to create a soufflé while reading these notes. It's not that kind of lab. Unless you're in a lab. In which case, be careful.

Upcoming Events:

• Tomorrow: Soufflé Trivia Night - Test your knowledge of the most esoteric soufflé facts!
• Next week: Zero-Gravity Soufflé Cook-Off - Bring your A-game (or a decent soufflé recipe)

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