Paradoxology: The Study of Brainfreeze

Where the laws of physics and sanity no longer apply.

Subfields:

• Icepick Paradoxology - Where the rules of thermodynamics are merely suggestions.
• Quantum Leap Paradoxology - The art of teleporting into a different dimension... just to get away from your in-laws.
• Zeitgeist Paradoxology - Studying the collective unconscious of 80s pop culture.

Our research has led to breakthroughs in:

• Time travel... to the 90s.
• Teleportation... to your mom's house.
• And the ability to eat a whole pizza by yourself without getting brainfreeze.