BROKE AGAIN!

You're broke again! Don't worry, it happens to the best of us. But let's get down to business. Print out 100 copies of your lease. Beg your parents for a loan, or a trust fund. Turn the thermostat off, but only after you've already frozen your credit score.

You're currently living on ramen noodles and day-old pizza. That's not living, that's just existing.

But don't worry, we have solutions for you! Like that one time you sold your old toaster for 50 cents on Craigslist.

Buy a stapler. You'll need something to hold all your IOUs together.

Learn to cook ramen. It's a skill that'll last you a lifetime.

Call your brother who's a accountant. He'll tell you it's all your fault.