Welcome, aspiring overspenders! In this course, we'll guide you through the basics of splurging your way to financial ruin. Don't worry, it's easier than you think!
Step 1: Identify One's Weaknesses - Learn how to spot the telltale signs of overspending in yourself.
Step 2: Buying Stuff We Need Not Have - Master the art of justifying unnecessary purchases.
Step 3: Ignoring Bills - Develop the skill of willful ignorance.
And, of course, there's more!
But don't forget, overspenders: it's not just about the money, it's about the thrill of the spend, the rush of the buy, and the crushing debt that follows.
Get your official Overspending 101 Certificate - Prove to the world that you've mastered the art of overspending!